Birthday philosophy

It was my cousin's birthday the other day. He is at one of those ages: great job, nice car, carefree life and too happy! You guessed right - time to tie the knot!! Sometimes one starts to get a little philosophical when pressure builds up. And here is what he had to say about each birthdays (till 28th).
And with my little further experience, I couldn't help adding a couple more at the end. Hopefully you'll get a sense of deja vu too as I did reading through.. :-)

Birthday events through the eyes/vision of Prashant:

1st - Hey!!! welcome to the world, the world is sooo great, life is beautiful!!!
2nd - Anniversary for the first birthday
3rd - Boy I am glad you passed the terrible twos
4th - When are you starting school?
5th
6th
7th - The middle years
8th
9th
10th - Are you sure you didn't eat paint chips when you were young?
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13th Birthday - Who?
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16th - If gender = female print "Happy Sweet 16" Else print "Tough luck, get a job"
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18th - Light one up and join the army
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20th - About time you graduated from college, now you can pay your loans
21st - Drink it up
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23rd - Get a job
24th - Get a real job
25th - Get a real job that pays you money
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28th - Get a wife????

Additions by Shalini:

29th - When are you having a baby?
30th - Are you planning on buying a house? (Actually it is, when are you going to be buried deep in debt?)
31st - 2nd baby?
........ will let you know how the later birthdays turn out to be!!